It’s Earth Day and the world’s largest multi-trillion $ conglomerate TGD Inc (Total Global Domination Inc) has to deliver a press note to the media, providing details of all the activities its million plus employees worldwide undertook in the past one year towards nature conservation.

Medya Relacha, the company’s chief of public relations, rushes into the CEO Karbon Kapucha’s room with a brief press release on this important occasion.

Karbon - Medya, am I glad to see you! I can imagine, in the valuable paper you hold in your hand, the details of the sweat, efforts and conscience of our employees towards keeping mama earth in good shape - conveyed in a clear manner I'm sure!

Whether it was a flinch that Medya exhibited, or whether it was just a part of her swatting a fly that had the misfortune to alight on her nose at that precise moment, the world might never have the fortune of knowing. But we know for sure that she handed that Earth Day press release to Karbon, because he starts reading it aloud, with a passion that has Karbon Kapucha stamped all over it.

“TGI appreciates the conscientious, and in some cases almost unbelievable, efforts put in by every one of our esteemed employees towards preserving Mother Earth. These efforts have had a positive effect on our planet’s interconnected natural ecosystems and critical biodiversity subdomains, and they have incorporated ecologically positive pathways to render terrestrial, aerial and aquatic environments with the robustness to be the catalysts for a low carbon future.”

Having taken some time to finish reading it, Karbon looks up briefly at Medya with eyes that appear intrigued, and then spends some more time reading it a second time.

After the second read, the eyes staring at Medya can be best described as being in a state of deep perplexity.

Karbon: Medya, are you sure this is what you want to dish out as the press note?

Medya: Of course Karbon. How do you think it has come out? 

Karbon appears to be searching for the right words, but then decides to take the direct route.

Karbon: Confusing. I can’t make anything out of it.

Medya: I’m glad it has come out just as intended, Karbon. Thank you, I must be off. The reporter pack is waiting!